fyeahmanilaluzon:

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Thanks, patrioticpussy!

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elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

Then Inception happens

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livefrommyhouse:

On Vanessa Bayer: why doing boring things really well is funny

Being the straightman on SNL has to be a thankless job.  It doesn’t get you the accolades of Kristen Wiig or Bill Hader, that’s for sure.  Jason Sudeikis never wowed me for that reason: he drew the straightman straw.  But Vanessa, well, Vanessa is a straightwoman.  But she’s the best straightwoman I’ve ever seen.  I’ve only ever seen her almost break once.  Instead, she stands there with her huge grin while everything is going to hell around her.  She reacts with doe eyes, questioning and accepting the happenings as needed.  She anchors everything happening around her (just watch the SuperShowcase sketch where Bill, Kristen, and Maya are all losing it) or provides a blank canvas for the jokes to shine on (See the Washed-Up Porn Star sketches).  Just remember that one time Nasim dumped oatmeal or something on her head and she took it in stride.  Even though being a straightman isn’t the most glamourous, when you’re the best at it, sometimes you still get noticed. 

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